scootin-pumpkin asked: Oh no husband I'm sorry I'M NEW AT BEING A WIFE *sobs*
YOU ARE FORGIVEN.
scootin-pumpkin asked: I was not expecting to be your fake wife for a week whoops.
OUR MARRIAGE IS NOT FAKE. >:[

if your blog wont fit a transparent tennant you are running the wrong type of blog.
HOLY SHIT THIS WAS UNDER A POST OF SAM SMILING SMUGLY AND IT SAID “IVR BEEN POSSESSED BY SATAN” AND DT WAS JUST SONIC SCREWDRIVERING THE IMAGE AND I JUST
reblogs this 101010101010101010 times
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johnlocked-kurtofsky-potterhead:
LOOK HOW SAD HE IS.
THAT FACE IS NOT OK OH MY GOD
It’s dicks like him that made Sherlock the man he is today, and NOT in a good way.
It’s dicks like him that make me murderous over fictional shows
No but seriously it looks like he was hoping and praying he wouldn’t bring it up. Not today. Not in front of John. Not when they’re still trying to get used to each other and Sherlock doesn’t want to scare him away so soon.
Which explains Sherlock’s response during this conversation:
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AW YEAH, my first giveaway! Only because I reached 100 followers! Thank you guys you’re all awesome <3
SOOOO, LET’S GO TO THE FUN PART!
WHAT YOU GET:
~ 1 tshirt of your choice from TopatoCo!
~ 1 hoodie of your choice from TopatoCo!
~ 1 captchalogue white board!
~ 1 glasses of your choice! (dirk/terezi/sollux/feferi)
RULES!
~ Theres no need to follow me, BUT if you do, instead of 1 of each thing you’ll get 3 OF EACH O: ~i’m rad right~ (doesnt apply to the white board, sorry i dont see why you need 3 white boards xD)
~ Reblog and likes count, but please don’t spam your followers!
~ Giveaway blogs are not accepted! I’ll check >:O
~ You need to have your ask box open, and be comfortable with giving me your address!
(i’m brazilian so you really dont have to worry heh, w/e)~ I’ll ship internationally!
~ Thats it! Have fun! Good luck! :D
{ GIVEAWAY ENDS IN MY BIRTHDAY, MAY 28th 2013 }
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scootin-pumpkin asked: honey, I'm home?
GOOD GREIF, WIFE. i
lgtnkn m

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles.
(Source: uglyrenaissancebabies, via salarymanman)
my favorite character in boku no pico is grandpa. look at this motherfucker, he don’t give a shit that his grandson is hanging out with a man twice is age. actually there’s probably something illegal about making a child work at a bar but clearly he doesn’t give a FFFFUUUCK. what’s he smoking? is that opium or some shit? he’s smoking it in ever scene. clearly this man is above the law. i love pico’s grandpa. this shit should be called boku no ojiisan.
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